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Smutty Cards receives personal information from website visitors only when such information is provided voluntarily, such as when our visitors request information, purchase items from our online store, submit adverts and site content or send us e-mail.
When you provide personal information to Smutty Cards through our website, it will be used to fulfill your specific request. Smutty Cards may also use the information you provide to inform you about additional services and products offered by us.
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Smutty Cards website collects some generic information automatically; this is statistical information only. The data gathered lets Smutty Cards know when and how much traffic a web page gets. Internet IP addresses are also sometimes logged for security purposes.
This information does not include visitor identities or any personal data, and Smutty Cards will never combine this generic information with any personal information.
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