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Smutty Cards is an offshoot of www.smuttygifts.com one of the UK's largest online retailers of adult novelty gifts.
We have everything you could possibly need for Rude Secret Santa Presents, Stag & Hen Night Parties and Saucy Valentine's Day Gifts.
UK Customers
Spend £10 on Smutty Cards and postage is free!
Yes - Free, nil, zilch, nadda, nothing, nowt...
For orders under £10 postage is £1.00
Europe
Shipping is charged at a flat rate of £3.00 per order.
Rest Of World
Shipping is charged at a flat rate of £4.00 per order.
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Don't forget - Postage is free when you spend £10 ( UK customers )
Rude Greeting Cards. Welcome to the very best place to buy rude greeting cards online!
We’ve got the biggest collection of greeting cards from mild rude humour to downright filthy and crude fun.
You'll find funny greetings cards, kitsch greeting cards, quirky greetings cards, camp and gay greeting cards, rude greeting cards, rather risque blank greeting cards, photographic greeting cards, clever typographic and quotation greetings cards.
We've also got most of the occasions covered - although we haven't found a rude sympathy card yet.
Need a funny, rude, crude or downright filthy card for your mates birthday? An almost tasteful erotic photographic greetings card for somebody special? Want a sexy saucy Valentine card for your saucy Valentine? Have a Crap Christmas card for someone that puts the buggery into Bah Humbug. Raunchy bedroom humour cards, disgusting toilet humour cards, Gay cards for your gay, and not so gay friends. Poke fun out of oldies with a rude card mocking their afflictions!
All available from Smutty Cards!