Smutty Cards stock the widest range of rude humour birthday and rude greetings cards in the UK!

There are rude greeting cards, crude cartoon cards,rude birthday cards, very rude blank greetings cards, saucy birthday cards and erotic photographic cards.  The best selection of rude Valentine's Day cards.

From rather rude cards, through rude cards to very rude cards. Vulgar cards, downright filthy cards and all the way to X-rated greeting cards, Smutty Cards have rude greetings cards and rude birthday cards rarely seen in High Street shops. We even stock funny rude humor cards for the colonials! Sexy, rude and saucy Valentine's Day cards, funny and rude Christmas cards too.

Smutty Cards stock cards from the following publishers:

Potty Mouth Cards, Brain Box Candy, Dean Morris, Icon, Paperlink, Back of the Bus, Kerber and Black, Emotional Rescue, KissMeKwik, Modern Toss, Lip, Quitting Hollywood, Artscape, Full Colour Black, Half Moon Bay, Lesser Spotted, Redback and Splimple.

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Free Postage!

Smutty Cards offer free postage on all UK orders over £10 and a paltry £1 charge for orders below this.

Need the human touch?

Smutty Cards can also accept orders over the telephone - just call 01872 888602 and talk to a real person!

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